You’re a redneck … your sister’s education goal

You're a redneck if .... Your sister's education goal is to get out of highschool before she gets pregnant.

You’re a redneck … you think the stock

You're a redneck if .... You think the stock market is a place to buy hogs, hens, or chickens!

You’re a redneck … your mama can back

You're a redneck if .... Your mama can back down a biker.